I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

Jeff Kinney
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  2. Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling - Tony Deliso

  3. Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare - Genereux Philip

  4. If where we are now and whatever we are going through does not motivate us to leave this world better than the way we met it, we are in this world for wrong reasons. - Bamigboye Olurotimi

  5. Why do you feel so powerless? Go spend an hour with ants. Each of those black specks you see is a life. One whole life that you can save, take, or affect in some way. You have the power to make so many lives better.... - Kamand Kojouri

More Quotes By Jeff Kinney
  1. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

  2. There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar...

  3. Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

  4. Zoo-Wee Mama!

  5. I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

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